@popey tweets: Installing Oracle 11 at work. The wording in this dialog amuses me. I clicked 'Yes' by the way.

when software discombobulates
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Do you wish to remain uninformed?
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Sorry, you may not install other browsers
I have a new computer. One of the first things I do once I get it set up enough to connect to the Internet, is attempt to install a browser other than Internet Explorer.
I start with Chrome.
That's not good. The installer failed. I try again and get the same error. However, on the second attempt it doesn't show me the Chrome terms of use. I click the "Show me help for this issue." link.
Cool! Google has no information about the error.
However, Internet Explorer reports an error viewing this web page telling me there is no information on the error.
Nice. Null is null. Anyway, I'm getting distracted. So I go try another browser.
This time I try Firefox.

That doesn't work either.
To make a long story short, I discovered that I had to turn Internet Explorer's "Protected Mode" off and restart the browser. Even then, I could download and install Firefox but not Chrome. I then had to download Chrome using Firefox instead of Internet Explorer.
Does "Protection Mode" refer to protecting me from all browsers that aren't from Microsoft? ;)
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ActiveSink
ActiveSync is failing to successfully synchronize my Windows Mobile phone with my computer more often than it works. Thinking something might have gotten corrupted on the computer, I try to reinstall ActiveSync.

The install encounters an Internal Error. Error 2356, to be exact. I have no idea what this means. I click the OK button.

Oh, a fatal error. Who, or what, died as a result of this error?
Later after a system reboot and reinstall, I connect my phone. My computer seems to hang; then eventually displays a new error dialog. This time it wasn't an internal error. This time the problem occurred on the desktop. What desktop? My computer's desktop? Does it detect that my notebook computer is sitting on a desktop? ;-)

This time I get a support code number instead of an error number. I open up my browser and search the Internet and Microsoft support for more information. Numerous reasons for this error are listed.
No information is given to help resolve the issue. So I click OK, kill the ActiveSync processes, and reconnect my phone.
Synchronization Error 85010014
ActiveSync reports a Synchronization Error code 85010014 because of one of the following reasons:
- Synchronization Fails because Application Data Folder is Redirected
- Synchronization Fails because Outlook is in Offline Mode
- Synchronization Fails because of Outlook script blocking
- Synchronization Fails because ActiveSync is incorrectly registered with Outlook
This time it says it is synchronizing but just hangs with no status updates.
Eventually, I get an error dialog -- showing my favorite support code.
I click the OK button even though I am far from okay with this experience. I get a new error message -- this time stating that the just-in-time debugger failed because the debugger is not enabled. I don't think I even have Visual Studio installed on this computer.
Check the documentation? What documentation?
Maybe I should check the sales documentation for other Phone/PDA options...
20100113
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Yak Shaving
@asimimtiaz: Actual #windows error msg: "To check for updates u must first install an update for windows update"

So, the one update that doesn't automatically update is the automatic update update?
20100108
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Files in Use

I tell the CLUpdater program that it can install a patch and it tells me I have to close the CLUpdater program.
Are users expected to use task manager to install an update? Why do I have to manually kill the process that started the install that demands I kill the process that started the install process?
20100106
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Version 10.6.2 is less than 10.4.9?
Epic #fail for Microsoft Office for Mac 2008 SP1 update” - @rickmur

20100105
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You can't directly upgrade from Windows XP to Windows 7
Tweeted by realestatezebra:
This may be the stupidest error message I've ever gotten.

Is it unreasonable for people to expect to be able to upgrade from Windows XP to Windows 7?
20100101
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How long does that install take?
AlbertMaruggi: Windows is this for real more than an hour to install Service pack 2 for Vista

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LO NECESITO!
Maferitax: Por qué siempre me sale éste error al instalar msn, lastimosamente LO NECESITO!
Translation: Why do I always get this error when installing MSN, unfortunately I NEED IT!
Some software seems to be equipped with a Detector de Necesito. This is a device that increases the probability of failure as the need to use a feature increases. ;-)
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Restart before install
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