Showing posts with label Application. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Application. Show all posts

20131111

Problem ID: 4637041866802489877
Entered by: Ben Simo

One of my stuck Healthcare.gov applications is now MIA

One of my stuck Healthcare.gov applications that was throwing Javascript errors is now missing in action.

Opening the application gives me this mostly-blank page.



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20110920

Problem ID: 3712825054380818973
Entered by: Ben Simo

Ultimate

How long should I wait for the error go away?



Go ahead, tell the user how to configure error reporting on the web server. This is useful. ;)

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20110904

Problem ID: 1797290292882724663
Entered by: Ben Simo

Hey, there's a syntax error in your syntax error

@sh8kespeare tweets: Apple makes a grammatical error? Can you see it? Lol.

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20110902

Problem ID: 6129878360291213952
Entered by: Ben Simo

The administrator has set your shell to an illegal value

@xbuzz tweets: Has anyone ever seen this error before?

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20110329

Problem ID: 8330838200266608631
Entered by: Ben Simo

Who is asking?


So, you've detected that I am simultaneously accessing a file with more than one application. You've detected that the file has been "changed by another application". I appreciate being asked if I want to reload the file after it has been changed in another application. However, I have one question.

Which application are you? You've failed to identify who you are. Perhaps you have the version of the file that I want to keep. If you are going to ask me if you should reload a file (and potentially lose any changes you may have in memory), please identify yourself.

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20100201

Problem ID: 2468126752835325087
Entered by: Ben Simo

System error: 1814



Error 1814? What does that mean?  Login to what service?  Running the application as another user? What terminates?

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20100115

Problem ID: 7501688042513587620
Entered by: Ben Simo

Context, Context, Context.

@jacksri: This error message might be slightly better than useless if I knew which app generated it.



Error messages that don't specify to what they apply aren't very helpful.

If I have to click Cancel to ignore, I'm not really ignoring it. Am I?

What is the difference between Yes and Cancel?


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20100114

Problem ID: 6174999356080631461
Entered by: Ben Simo

Fatal Product Display Error

Tweeted by Florent.



I doubt they will sell many with a display model like this.

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20100108

Problem ID: 8987970906880734407
Entered by: Ben Simo

Files in Use



I tell the CLUpdater program that it can install a patch and it tells me I have to close the CLUpdater program.

Are users expected to use task manager to install an update?  Why do I have to manually kill the process that started the install that demands I kill the process that started the install process?

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20100106

Problem ID: 4641287961754946557
Entered by: Ben Simo

To update, please quit the update before continuing with the update

martinbtt: Today's comedy error message



And what if I don't want to continue? I see no cancel option.

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20100105

Problem ID: 9064221379360064619
Entered by: Ben Simo

The exception unknown software exception occurred in the application

Tweeted by TomasSedovic.

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20100104

Problem ID: 8767934502647169626
Entered by: Ben Simo

Be sure to return the complete set of HTTP headers

jdgraffam: This error message is a little worrisome.



With error messages like this, it is no wonder people are intimidated by the machines.

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20100103

Problem ID: 6324849633471746007
Entered by: Ben Simo

Division by zero

"Floating point division by zero error?!" - owenblacker




Will integer division by zero work? ;)

Will Windows Explorer recover from this divide by zero error if the user doesn't click the OK button?

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20091229

Problem ID: 5865960620838175790
Entered by: Ben Simo

Application net_rim_bb_phone_app(54) is not responding

“Anyone else getting error 54 on .423 #onyx ?” - @lucky_49

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20091221

Problem ID: 5774647074555489205
Entered by: Ben Simo

Did you just experience a problem reporting a problem?

Tweeted by jroth360.

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20090512

Problem ID: 6652492075109784676
Entered by: Ben Simo

Have them rectify this



I encountered this visiting a marketing site of a big software development and testing tool vendor.

Are visitor's to the site expected to know the webmaster? What is the support number?

It says "please" but has a demanding tone with a word like "immediately" in the instructions.

Who uses the word rectify on a marketing site?

I can easily rectify this by going to a competitor's site.

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20090313

Problem ID: 6475624278339639237
Entered by: Ben Simo

Completely remove what?

After upgrading Skype and launching the new version, the dialog below appears on my screen.


I didn't select an application to be removed. What is the 'selected application'? Is this even related to the Skype upgrade? What happens if I select No?

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20090308

Problem ID: 8314546944735734347
Entered by: Ben Simo

The object is not responding

Tweeted by @bp



Yeap, it's still possible to bust Word and Excel with, basically, Copy and Paste. The clincher is this error message (Where's the "Cancel"?!)


Where is the cancel? And click OK to wait?

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