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20120518

Problem ID: 7228400207317647082
Entered by: Ben Simo

Sorry, no jobs for you

CareerBuilder.com sends me periodic emails listing jobs that its recommendation engine determines to be a match to information in my resume.



When I click the "See All Jobs" link at the top right of the list in the email, the CareerBuilder site opens in my browser. However, it says "You have no matches." and "Sorry, we couldn't find any jobs to recommend at this time. Please try again later."

Every time. Every email links me nothing.




While the presence of a software bug doesn't tell us whether or not the software's maker is aware of the problem, perhaps CareerBuilder.com could use some help in testing their site. Perhaps they could make use of my services. I am available.

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20111001

Problem ID: 5062186186428238542
Entered by: Ben Simo

This is one way to handle heavy load

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20110923

Problem ID: 1485380802369768975
Entered by: IsThereAProblemHere.com Reader Submission

Login, Actually



Please make sure I am actually logged in?

If I am not logged in, what was that whole login procedure you took me through before writing my comment?

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20110907

Problem ID: 1553279014295012950
Entered by: Ben Simo

How long is temporarily?

@CeciBotana tweets: Hola mensaje de error en Netflix

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Problem ID: 7113151905036299654
Entered by: Ben Simo

Sit tight

@dshultz tweets: An error screen so good, I'm glad there was an error.

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20110905

Problem ID: 6782646722055594014
Entered by: Ben Simo

Warning: This may take a few seconds

@lucianodinapoli tweets: most useful dialog box in the world



Warning, it may take you a few seconds to read this dialog, move your mouse, and click the OK button.  This dialog is only a distraction to keep you entertained while we process your request.

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20110904

Problem ID: 1088484084066274912
Entered by: Ben Simo

Who are you?

When someone sends me a Skype contact request, Skype Mobile appears to show me nothing more than the requester's Skype name and the default "Hello! Please add me to your Contact list." message. It offers options to Accept or Reject the request, but it gives me no option to see their profile information or chat with them to find out if they are someone I want to add as a contact.

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20110902

Problem ID: 2965008966639138828
Entered by: Ben Simo

Sorry the seats you selected are no longer available

@Batelco: Avoid the weekend rush at the cinema, book your cinema tickets online! Exclusively by #Batelco. Log on to http://bit.ly/qYBYXE #Bahrain

@Batelco: Tired of waiting in line to get your ticket? Now, exclusively with #Batelco, book your cinema tickets online! http://bit.ly/qYBYXE #Bahrain

@Batelco: Booking cinema tickets has never been easy. NOW! Exclusively from #Batelco, book you cinema tickets online! http://bit.ly/qYBYXE #Bahrain

@iScrat: @Batelco dear we still can't book online cinema tickets. Please ask the concerned department for assistance. Thanks.

@jayban: Stupid Batelco! Spent so much time trying to book cinema tickets online & says each seat I pick is unavailable when in reality so many are.

@Batelco: Tired of waiting in line to buy your cinema ticket? Now exclusively with #Batelco, book your tickets online! bit.ly/qYBYXE #Bahrain

@Ali_Fareed:
#Bahrain @Batelco's O Cinema Portal crash. Tickets cannot be booked. Site keeps showing "error message"





@M_AlGaoud: @Batelco it's not working for City Centre cinema.

@iScrat: @Batelco dear we can't book through the website it says seats are not available.Tried for different movies with different timings still same

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Problem ID: 8469248360510120725
Entered by: Ben Simo

Which one shall I choose?

@andyrutledge tweets: Please select your preferred language



Umm... They all look the same to me. When I can't decide on which item to select, I tend to go with combo #1. ;)

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20110901

Problem ID: 5873302913729138734
Entered by: Ben Simo

Please amend this error

@burrellcreekkid tweets: This is why I hate @Telstra today. Can you work out what this errormessage means? #telstrasux

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20110831

Problem ID: 3532356098045521470
Entered by: Ben Simo

Can't open Sykpe



I am not already signed in on this computer. I cannot sign out when I not already signed in on this computer.

I had to restart Skype several times before I could successfully sign in. :(

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20110829

Problem ID: 4275341118047383657
Entered by: Ben Simo

Social Security Number contains invalid information


The entered Social Security Number contains invalid information? I didn't enter a Social Security Number. I selected the option for USAA Number and entered that. How am I to correct invalid information I did not enter?

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Problem ID: 2829501933438650572
Entered by: Ben Simo

For security reasons



After logging into the HP Home & Home Office Store, don't click on the plus sign on the step showing that you are logged in. If you do, it will log you out.

However, it will kindly inform you that you have an account with them. And for security reasons, they will display your email address twice within the same box.



Interesting feature. Typically, clicking a plus sign in a GUI gives you more information, not less.

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20110828

Problem ID: 7415718173894292104
Entered by: Ben Simo

We apologize-



The first HP SureSupply web page that led me here said "Ordering ink and toner has never been so simple, efficient and fast." I disagree. It seems I can't even adjust the quantity of something in my cart without encountering an error.

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20110826

Problem ID: 3183624173692131978
Entered by: Ben Simo

I've been trying again all this week



I've been getting this message all week. As the password reset system appears to let me reset my password, I doubt this is an issue with my credentials. I'd call if the paper bill didn't say I have to call during hours that I've not yet been able to call. I'll try again next week.

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20110825

Problem ID: 8237310668572294034
Entered by: IsThereAProblemHere.com Reader Submission

Not Seamless

If I have to contact a system administrator, it ain't seamless.

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20100610

Problem ID: 5400827394047272246
Entered by: IsThereAProblemHere.com Reader Submission

Expired

Seth Eliot reports:



If you are having trouble with a Medical Device and want to let the FDA know about it at www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/medwatch/medwatch-online.htm, then the FDA only wants to know if you are using expired goods.  Expiration Dates in the future are not allowed.

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20100223

Problem ID: 379581720994562972
Entered by: Ben Simo

Unanticipated error

@niczak: Hmm, this is definitely not the most graceful error handling I have ever seen. Anyone else having major issues running reports on the @authorizenet website? I keep getting this error message:



When using a computer, I anticipate errors. ;)

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20100129

Problem ID: 8850985081123597231
Entered by: Ben Simo

Do not honour

@DanielTome: another #ux fail when trying to pay a fine online. What does "do not honour" mean in this case?



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20100128

Problem ID: 4638555566957031347
Entered by: Ben Simo

Please provide the following to Oracle Support

@dotbart: Ah yes, crystal clear error handling by Oracle




I've got lots of unknown (to me) files on my system. Which ones does Oracle want? ;)

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