when software discombobulates
20120705
Entered by: Ben Simo
20110916
Entered by: Ben Simo
Welcome, please choose your access...
Hotel Internet, oh how I love thee. Let me count the ways.
1) I love that you give me the option to choose between standard access and ... well nothing.
2) I love that you require I get an access code from the front desk. I wanted to talk to the desk clerk again. Now, what was my room number?
3) I love that you give me the option to upgrade to faster standard access... for an undisclosed additional fee.
4) I love that you require I read a long legal document through a tiny window, 3.9 lines at a time.
5) I love that using free Internet requires I make a $0 purchase via PayPal.
6) I love that once I purchase my free Internet, you give me another opportunity to enter the access code and room number... Plus, I jump at another opportunity to read the terms of service through a tiny window pane.
7) I love your helpful error messages and the lack of Internet access after I've performed so many tricks for you.
8) And most of all, I love that I have to call your wonderful technical support people and explain all that I've already done for you... and then do it again while they listen to me gripe about it on the phone.
Now, I just wish I could remember what it was I wanted to do on the Internet.
20100307
Entered by: Anonymous
20100203
Entered by: Ben Simo
Internet Connection Required
The first time, for each visit, I select to record an On Demand program on the DirecTV website, I am shown the following page telling me that an Internet connection is required.

It is true that a DVR must be connected to the Internet to record an On Demand movie. It may even be nice that DirecTV gives customers an option to order hardware that may help them make that connection happen. So what's the problem here?
To get to the point that the web page above is displayed, I had to select which DVR (even though I only have one) to which the instructions to record a movie should be sent. In order to get the DVR to show up in the list, I have to link the DVR to my website account. In order to do that, I had to connect my DVR to the Internet.
So unless the process is now different, or there are other options that the procedures I followed to be able to remotely program my DVR, any user that gets to this page already has their DVR connected to the Internet.
20100101
Entered by: Ben Simo
20090407
Entered by: Zachary Fisher
Pandora's Box needs to be closed; Please re-open
Listening to tunes on Pandora while posting a blog. Hey! That song is nice! I want more like that! Let me measure my acceptance by clicking on the thumbs-up icon I've used every other time. And the song's still playing...perfect. I have time to vote on it while it is active. Here we go...um...wait. What's this:

Okay. So did my vote count? Did you get it, Pandora? Am I going to suffer the aural-warblings of some emo kids before I get to the songs that I like? And why is my copy out of date? I didn't do anything except let it play it the background. And on top of it, I recall hearing some songs I really liked 3 songs back. Will I be able to the see my play history after I take your prescribed advice to reload?

Nope. Great. Now that indie-artist, the one who REALLY needs the money in this economy, has just lost a potential sale. But at least MY Pandora is up to date. I'll take respite in Allison Krauss and Union Station ( whose music I really do like ).
20090311
Entered by: Ben Simo
20090223
Entered by: Ben Simo
To block or to reset? What is the question?
I click the Block button in response to a Windows AntiSpyware Notice. I then get a dialog that I assume is intended to confirm my selection.

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