Gary Kemp tweets: Thanks, Flash Installer, for your hugely helpful error message...
when software discombobulates
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Stab me in the eye
@dithy0101 tweets: That moment in the day when everything goes from "swimmingly" to "stab me in the eye." ... This is when I know it's time to restart computer and hope that it restarts the day. ... I mean, my error message can't even tell me what the heck is going
Hey software developers! Please consider who will be using your software when you write error messages. Unless you are building software development tools, your users aren't likey going to understand things like this -- and if they do, they won't be able to do anything about it.
20110905
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When you aren't even using it
@justinhalldsgn tweets: Does anyone else randomly get this Photoshop error when you aren't even using it?
20110901
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Processing the appearance of an object
@Racco tweets: such a usefull error message Adobe. thanks
What object? A code object? A GUI object? Some other kind of object?
And, what error occurred while processing this unspecified object?
My 10th grade English teacher often said "There are no such things as things and stuff. Be specific." I'd like to add "object" to "things and stuff".
20110420
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How to improve chances that no one will ever read a software license agreement.
After turning on and logging into my computer, an Adobe Flash Player install dialog appears on my screen. The dialog is asking me to read and agree to a license agreement. I click the link to read the license.
Firefox opens beneath the installer dialog. Firefox is not my default browser. Clicking on the Firefox window does not bring it to the foreground.
The installer dialog that states users must "read and agree to the terms" stays on top of all other windows, making it difficult to read any terms.

The computer appears to be having trouble loading and displaying the license agreement. About 10 minutes later, the screen refreshes and an ambiguous error dialog is displayed. "There was a problem reading this document (14)." You don't say?

After clicking away the dialog, I am able to browse through 280 blank pages. I notice the default zoom level for viewing the document: 6238%, but zooming out still reveals only blank pages. Is this license agreement written in invisible ink?
I finally give in and click the check box stating "I have read and agree to the terms" that I could not view.

But wait! There's more.
Now it says Firefox is conflicting with the installer. I did not open Firefox. The Adobe Flash Player Installer opened Firefox.

I close Firefox and wait for the Installer to "automatically continue". Nothing happens.
So, I go into Task Manager and see that the Firefox.exe process is still running. I kill it. (Are non-techie users expected to do this?)

Finally, "Installation complete", over 15 minutes after I turned on my computer.

I do a little investigation and discover that the Adobe Reader Firefox plug-in appears to not be capable of displaying the 280 page license agreement for the Flash Player. The Firefox plug-in on my computer can successfully display other documents -- including large documents. The stand-alone Adobe Reader can display the document, but not the Firefox plug-in.
280 pages!?
20110406
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20100823
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All those other errors were jokes. This time it's serious.
@undividual: HEY! It's SERIOUS ERROR time!
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Dear Developers
@pikemurdy: Dear Developers, when you create an error message, please help us out and be specific.
20100212
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Acting out to get attention
"If I leave #Photoshop alone for too long it gets lonely and throws this #error" - @jolyon_russ
Just like a two year old child? ;)
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Locked out for five minutes
@DanielTome: Really annoyed with the user experience of Adobe Online Creative Festival (login image) #ux #login #fail
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Does color matter?
Go ahead. Select a location on the map. Don't recognize the map?
The fine folks at Adobe Online Festival are being creative. The water is white and the land is blue. How's that for intuitive?
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????????F????????t??????????
Awesome error that I got when trying to print using the 'ADOBE PDF' print option. That's a lot of question marks. - @BayouBengal56
I'm not surprised it can't find that. However, I have to wonder why it is trying to.
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Something prevented the text engine
@AllieG: - Photoshop, quit failing. Does anyone know how to deal with this error message?
I don't know what Allie was trying to do, but this doesn't seem to be a very helpful user-facing error message.
20100111
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Rollover_Click_Widget.cp


This looks like it might be the work of Adobe developers, not Microsoft.... or maybe the combination of the two.
What kind of permission error? Or is the issue that something isn't responding? Not much help for the user here.
20100105
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A strange situation
@benjaminaker: Got a funky error message in Adobe After Effects. Simply tried to import an image sequence...
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